Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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