Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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