i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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