Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We're too hungover to prance.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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