ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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