I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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