You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Randomize
