i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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