it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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