Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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