I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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