when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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