Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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