the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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