There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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