How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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