Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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