I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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