And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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