Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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