i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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