please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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