Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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