Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
