I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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