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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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