just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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