Dual....:-)
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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