No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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