my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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