Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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