Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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