if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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