Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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