Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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