This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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