Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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