Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
me + whiskey = a bad person
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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