absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I love you. Go after that dick
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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