one two three fourrrrnication!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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