if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He kissed a someone with a penis
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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