so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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