at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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