dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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