I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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