i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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