what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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