I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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