I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There r osticjed everywhere
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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