Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize