You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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