Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
