oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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